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Kurt's avatar

But I already gave them $7,000,000. Can you get it back for me?

BTW I never knew you were related to Nigrian royalty.

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Chris Bray's avatar

I mean, I'm sure they'll return it once the investment pays off.

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Debunk This's avatar

I don't like the blanket statement that if you did come across a way to fabulous and instantaneous wealth, you'd never share it with us paid subscribers. I mean you never know.

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Curtis's avatar

Insert neme of the Nigerian prince sitting in a pile of money, bemoaning that its impossible to give it away. 😅

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Nancy Benedict's avatar

Chris I know you feel badly about it but don’t worry. It looked very suspicious and obviously spam. Your readers are too smart to fall for that.

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Rich Helppie The Common Bridge's avatar

Well played Kurt!

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Mitch's avatar

there was zero sarcasm in his messaging, so I knew it was an imposter.

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Mitch's avatar

plus he put my whole portfolio in some shitcoin!

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Sue Kelley's avatar

I was so excited to get a personal message from you but it was so weird. And then you sent it again. I was so flattered I immediately refinanced my home and sent you a check. Now I'm too broke to put a stop payment on it. Can I borrow$10 bucks? 😜

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Kelliann's avatar

I was excited too🥰🤣

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

Saw those this morning.

5 or 6 spelling mistakes, as well as bad grammar and shitty sentence structure.

Kinda obvious.

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Chris Bray's avatar

I never do typoes and bad speling, also shity sentecses

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Mitch's avatar

classic

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fiendish_librarian's avatar

The typo knig!

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Bud's avatar

At least it had capitalization...unlike el gato malo...

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UpdateProfile's avatar

The spelling mistakes are deliberate. The scammers want to rope in people with early stage dementia etc, and throwing in a few tells helps them target people unlikely to become trouble for their operation.

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Rich Helppie The Common Bridge's avatar

These things must be happening because Donald Trump is president. There is literally no other explanation. And once we find out who was president between the 2 Trump terms, we can find out how they kept these scams away.

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Chris Bray's avatar

Nailed it

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EK MtnTime's avatar

My thoughts exactly! Bad orange man strikes again!

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Michael L's avatar

Best laugh this morning, thanks!

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Josh Dean's avatar

I never assume you could give me good investment advice. 😁

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Chris Bray's avatar

CORRECT

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thomas buckley's avatar

Hey everyone!

I’ve got this high speed rail project you can invest in!

We’ve been looking for private investors for decades but you can help lead california into the future

Just call me, Gavin newsom, at

(916) 445-2841

In Sacramento and we can chat!

2028 Y’all!!!

Note- obviously not from Gavin but the phone number is actually real

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Deborah Gregson's avatar

If they'd name a rail section after my family...

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letterwriter's avatar

There's a sectioned group-painted concrete park bench near my place that moves faster

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Bandit's avatar

And it's probably smarter, and less crooked, than Newscum.

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letterwriter's avatar

It waves like a sine down the parkway and you're still not wrong!

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Bandit's avatar

😂🤣

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Tracy's avatar

Please listen to Chris. I’m normally a passably intelligent woman, skeptical of digital communications and cautious of computer interactions. Someone posing as Maria Bartiromo sent me a DM on X. The written voice sounded just like her tv persona, and I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. After several convos about current events, Hacker Maria asked if I would be interested in a “platform.” Sure, says the devilish angel on my shoulder, an adventure in Bitcoin can’t hurt. Everything looked legit, even the fake website of Quantum Holdings. Still cry occasionally over the loss of 13,000 very hard- earned dollars. No matter how certain you are that you’ll never lose your head, these evil hackers know exactly which buttons to push. And there is no place to turn for investigation or recovery.

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Curtis's avatar

I'm sorry you went through that. My grown daughter got scammed when she tried to connect cable for her house. It can happen. 🫤

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Mister Delgado's avatar

That's terrible.

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PhDBiologistMom's avatar

You’re the second of my Substack subscriptions in which I’ve seen these spammy/scammy comments. Similar MO — a response to one of my comments, from an account with a name similar to the Substack owner’s but with obvious misspellings. I read once that spammers deliberately include spelling mistakes etc. as a way to screen for suckers; anyone clueless enough to miss the mistakes is also likely to be clueless enough to be sucked in further.

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The Ungovernable's avatar

So that ChrisCoin was a fake? DRAT!

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Bud's avatar

This guy Bray always seemed a bit skeevy to me ;)

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OregonB's avatar

So, are you saying you don't live in Lagos?

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Chris Bray's avatar

Hello, I am very crown prince

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Nancy Benedict's avatar

I’m kinda glad it happened. This string has been hilarious.

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on the doss's avatar

I gave 13,000,000 of something or other and now I am queen

Poloass <formerly of Ca.> of Nigeira.

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Leonard's avatar

Living in California is a bad enough investment.

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Brandon is not your bro's avatar

Assholery

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Chris Bray's avatar

Massive

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nymusicdaily's avatar

it's substack-wide. russian hackers. where is christopher steele when we need him

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EK MtnTime's avatar

Its definitely either Bad Orange Man or Russia, Russia, Russia!

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JT's avatar

I was going to say something funny, but all the good lines have been taken! (I think most of us figured it out pretty quickly)

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Irwin Chusid's avatar

How can I be certain the person telling me about the "pretend" Chris Bray is the real Chris Bray? Can I see two forms of ID?

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Chris Bray's avatar

Only one of has fully compliant Real ID, so let's credit Kristi Noem with the win.

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Richard B. Stern's avatar

Where can I get $BRAY coin?!?

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